11 awesome Yogurt quotes from Hollywood Movies

Tough Guys (1986)

Tough guys

Yogurt boy: Hey, that’s GELLOTTI! I asked for YOGURT!
Archie Long: [peering at it] I don’t see any difference.
Yogurt boy: GELLOTTI is made out of CREAM! YOGURT is made out of BACTERIA CULTURE! Where were you raised, in a cave?

Notting Hill (1999)

Notting Hill

Spike: There’s something wrong with this yogurt.
William: Ah, that’s not yogurt, that’s mayonnaise.

Beautiful Thing (1996)

Beautiful Thing

Ste: [reading magazine] You cannot transmit the HIV virus by frottage.
Ste: What’s frottage?
Jamie Gangel: It’s yogurt. It’s French.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Buffy the vampire slayer

Faith: God, I could eat a horse. Isn’t it crazy how slaying just always makes you hungry and horny?
[everybody looks at Buffy]
Buffy: Well… Sometimes I-I crave a nonfat yogurt afterwards.

The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Simpsons

Homer: Do you sell toys?
Shopkeeper: We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread… we also sell frozen yogurt, which I call “frogurt”!

The Ex (2006)

The Ex

Chip Sanders: [hits Tom with wheelchair] That’s for stealing my yogurt, douche.

Bio-Dome (1996)


Miss? If you were yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred?

Threesome (1994)


If you eat my yogurt again, I’m gonna kill you. I’m gonna fucking kill you.

The Odd Couple II (1998)

The Odd Couple II

We’ve always had bad chemistry, Felix. We mix like oil and frozen yogurt.

Little Miss Sunshine (2006)

Little Miss Sunshine

My favorite is Chocolate Cherry Garcia… except technically I think it’s a frozen yogurt.

Triple Dog (2010)

Triple Dog

I’m not touching your feet, Cecily. Seriously, they smell like yogurt.